I know that I am about 5-6 years late on this but curing something never goes out of style does it? Anyway, tis is my contribution to the fight to cure AIDS or whatever it is called these days. If you want to buy one, you can’t but maybe it will appear in the store [...]

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Ultimate Hulk Vs. Wolverine = Ultimate Letdown

by Chump Change on June 30, 2010

Ultimate Hulk vs. Wolverine! How in the hell can you go wrong? One of the most storied and fabled rivalries in Marvel Comics History given new life in the Ultimate Universe. This is going to be AMAZING! I mean look at this picture! This is going to be awesome, Hulk rips wolverine in half! Wait, [...]

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Leia Rules

by Brain Zullah on June 29, 2010

Yeah, that’s right Right from the beginning, while Luke is farming and Han Solo is smuggling, Leia is right on the front lines of the rebellion.  When she gets busted, she talks shit to Vader’s face and all but calls Tarkin a limp dick.  Vader subjects her to that terrible looking droid with the hypodermic, [...]

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The Superhero Danger Equation

by Chump Change on June 23, 2010

I just had a weird thought. The amount of danger in the place one lives is DIRECTLY related to how great of a superhero that town has, it also seems to be related to how many people live in that city. For example, both Metropolis and Gotham are immense cities, packed with millions of people, [...]

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Marmaduke Worst Comic (and now WORST MOVIE) Ever!

by Chump Change on June 7, 2010

Ever read Marmaduke? No? Don’t start, it is hands down the crappiest comic ever written, I usually look past the trivial stuff but for fucks sake this dog is annoying. Marmaduke is a Great Dane, so he is large and perhaps slightly imposing, but big dogs can be trained to act like any other dog, [...]

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